we didn’t make this up. at all.
the headline reads: I am MS IT technology Australian citizen Rich parents medical Dr looking for serious relatrionship Willing to relocate
… and then the email:
Hi and my parents liked your profile /photo . my parents are Drs in NY i am trying to relocate depending on our both prefrencs we can talk it over and see how it goes.visiting NY shortly if you like my profile please reply
best regards
….
mayday!
the background: My friend’s photo is from Halloween when she and two friends dressed up as rocks paper scissors. This is the email she received:
“I have a confession to make. I just spent way too much time staring at the picture with the scissor girl cutting (or is it humping?) the paper girl. I’m trying to figure out where rock girl to complete circle. I looked and looked but couldn’t find it. And is that scissor going to kill the paper? If so, why does paper girl look so excited and shy at the same time? Seems like she’s a scissor virgin and I’m staring at an X-rated picture. Which makes me realize, scissor doesn’t beat paper. Whatever it is that scissor does to paper, apparently paper kind of likes it. So, I’ve got another confession to make. I’ve got a hyper-imagination and I’ve already imagined taking you out on a date and playing rock paper scissor with you. :)”
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